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February 28, 2010
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February 21, 2010
Widdle Wabbit
A precious little girl walks into a petsmart shop and asks,
in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth,
“Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?”
As the shopkeeper’s heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that
he’s on her level and asks, “Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?”
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her
hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,
“I don’t think my python weally gives a thit.”
February 20, 2010
Robert Pattinson is allergic to what??!!
His vampire alter ego may be prince charming, but “Twilight” star Robert
Pattinson does not worship women in quite the same way.
In fact, he is downright repulsed by some of their parts.
In a new interview with Details magazine, in which Pattinson was photographed with several scantily-clad female models, the British actor reveals why the shoot wasn’t exactly his cup of tea.
“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina,” he tells Details. (Because he swells up when he is around them lmao!)… ”But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours.”
Pattinson says he was thankful he was hungover during the ordeal, presumably because he had an excuse for not conversing with the models.
He did, however, take solace in the fact that the shoot wasn’t overly pornographic, comparing its style to that of vintage pornography.
“If you look at porn in, like, the eighties, there was something kind of quaint about it, quite sweet — like this little naked community,” Pattinson tells the magazine.
“The people who made it liked it, they had respect for it. Not remotely like the porn that’s available now…It’s just everything, everywhere.”"
His aversion to contemporary porn aside, Pattinson does devote much of his brain power to women. According to Details, he talked during the interview about, “Jimi Hendrix, French fries, girls, art, beer, his cousin the philosopher, girls, truth, God, his dog, girls…”
Though he seems to have the female species firmly on the brain, Pattinson’s
strongest relationship is with another species entirely.
“The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog,” he tells Details. “My relationship with my dog, it’s ridiculous.”
At least his tween fans have nothing to be jealous of.
